is automatically available always and forever, at any time of day or night, anywhere: at work, in the shower ...
"Hello, hello bother you?"
"Well right now I'm on vacation ... Boat"
"Ah ... but soon as you do these things. I feel that when I turn on the computer gives me error 000 × 32F33. What can it be? I am desperate ... "
“Si, ma sono in mezzo al mare”
“Va bene. Dimmi cosa devo fare…”
Diventi oggetto di una catena di passaparola selvaggio.
“Aspetta che lo chiedo a un mio amico, lui di sicuro lo sa. Poi è molto alla mano e se ha tempo ti da una mano volentieri.”
Diventi automaticamente il responsabile e amministratore del PC
“Ti ricordi che l’anno scorso mi avevi installato quel programma per vedere i filmati? Ecco, stamattina, vado ad accendere il PC e non si accende più, cosa può essere successo? Non è che hai fatto qualcosa di strano?”
Devi conoscere tutti i programmi and all operating systems on the planet. From Blender to GWBasic from Windows ME to the most unlikely of Linux distros. You'll be able to do everything from gaps are not allowed for those who "know computers"
"Hey, sorry to bother you, but I have a problem: How do I import an audiobook with iTunes?"
"Look, I'm sorry but I have the Ipod and Itunes do not know "
" Then you know for sure there more than me. In two minutes you do everything ... "
You become, in full, the first person to refer to everything that runs on electricity
" Hello, sorry to bother you, but I have the home theater room that no longer works well. You look up things there? Why is it that some days you hear a rustle from vufer and maybe you only need to change a fuse ... "
is seen as a hardware dealer
" Hello, sorry to bother you, I wanted to buy a laptop, you is not bazzo of you? "
" No "
" Why not? Working on the computer that you do not want to walk hand in some occasions? Well if you have something let me know, meanwhile I'd give a look at the quotes that I did do? "
You always have to navigate the unknown
" Hello, sorry if you break it, but the PC is no longer "
" How can we be more? Do not turn on, or what? "
" No, no, turns on but then does not go "
" What's wrong? The operating system? "
" I do not understand mica nothing wrong ... "
" What operating system do you have? "
" What do you want as I know what operating system I have. ... What is the OS? Where should I read? Look, if you first come here to take a look, look, go quiet, it's good enough tonight after work ... "
Always work for free ... if all goes well!
Beyond some offered coffee, you'll never see a penny. Surely, though, they'll pay travel, phone calls, probably also leads, old components, batteries, screws, etc. ...
Thanks to your availability, you will always be underestimated and you will be classified at best "geek"
The "technical "the real thing, do the same things you do (perhaps with less care), but taking 80 euro per hour, will be seen as demigods.
really need a tenth reason?
Source: matteostefani
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